Hindi sex jokes – Gande chutkule

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August mahine ko humor se start karte he! Aaj aap ke lie mast 10 Hindi sex jokes add kiye he hamne aap ki pasandida site ISS par! To abhi ye desi sexy chutkule padhe aur unhe dosto ke sath bhi share kare.

 

1) Ek din mummy kitchen me khana bana rahi thi tab uski beti kamre me aai. Aur usne maa ko pucha, mummy bache kaise aate he? Maa ne ek minute soch ke bola, dear mummy aur papa ko pyar hua. Aur fir dono ki shadi hui. Dono ne night me kamre me pyar kiya., kiss kiya aur chudai ki. Ladki abhi bhi kuch confuse si lag rahi thi. To maa ne aage kaha, fir papa ji ne apna lund mummy ki chut me dala, aur fir tum paida hui.

Ladki ne pucha, lekin fir jab us din main aap ke kamre me aai to aap ke muh me lund tha. Muh me lund lene se kya milta he?

Maa, gahne, sone ke gahne!

2) Ek din sham ke khane par family baithi hui thi. Ladke ne apne baap se puchha, daddy ye chuchiya kitne prkar ki hoti hai?

Baap is sawal se thoda hila lekin usne kaha, beta ek aurat apni life me 3 phase me divide hoti he. 20s me uske chuche tarbuch hote he, gol aur tight tight. 30s aur 40s me wo amdur ke jaise hote he, ache lekin thode lache hue se. Lekin 50 ke baad wo pyaj ke jaise ho jate he?

Ladka, pyaj, wo kaise?

Baap ne kaha: unhe dekh ke rona aata he!

Baap bete ki baaten maa aur uski beti bhi sun rahi thi. Aur unhe gussa aa gaya. Ab beti ne maa se pucha, maa maa lund kitne prakar ke hote he.

Maa ne kaha, beti mard bhi life me 3 phase me hote he. 20s me unke lund nilgiri ke ped ke jaise hote he, sakht aur majbut se. 30s 40s me wo santi ke ped ke jaise hote he, dhile lekin fir bhi kaam dete he.

Lekin 50 ke baad wo sirf xmas tree ke jaise ho jaate he.

Ladki, xmas tree?

Maa: haan, uski jade sukh jati he aur uske upar ke balls sirf sajawat ke lie hote he.

3) Do dost baate kar rahe the. Ek yaar ye to bata ki pichle hafte tera divorce kaise hua.

Dusra dost: Yaar mera birthday tha. Kisi ne wish nahi kiya. Lekin kaam par gaya to secretary ne wish kiya. Aur wo mere sath lunch ke lie bhi ready ho gai. Wo mujhe apne apartment me le ke gai. Waha par wo boli, main ek minute me aai.

Wo andar gai aur 5 minutes me bahar aai. Uske sath meri wife, mere colleagues, mere bache the. Wo sab chilla ke bole, surprise surprise.

Aur maine sofe ke upar baitha hua tha NANGA!

4) Do chhote bache baaaten kar rahe the. Ladke ne apni pant khol ke apni nunni ladki ko dikhai aur bola, ye dekho tumhe ye chij kabhi nahi milegi.

Ladki udas ho ke apne ghar par gai. Lekin kuch der me wo wapas aai. Aur apni skirt ko khol ke ladke ko boli, mummy ne bola ye mere pas ho to main chahu utne wo le sakti hu!

5) Seema ghar par gai aur usne mummy ko bola aaj school ke baad maine 200 rupye kamare. Seema ki maa boli, kaise?

Seema ne kaha school ek ladko ne mujhe ped par chadhne ke lie ye paise diye.

Mummy: pagal wo niche se teri panty dekh rahe honge.

Seema: Are mummy main bhi thodi budhu hu, maine panty pahle hi nikal di thi.

6) Ek din bablu ne mummy papa ko chodte hue dekh liya. Papa ne use samjha diya ki ham to cake bana rahe the.

Kuch din ke bad bablu ne mummy ko kaha, kya aaj bhi aap ne cake banai thi.

Mummy: Haan lekin tumhe kaise pata?

Bablu: Wo cake ki malai maine chat li jo bistar par giri thi.

7) Ek baar truck wale sardar ji ne mumbai ke randi khane me ja ke waha ki madam ko bola, mere ko tumhari sab se gandi randi do aur sath me rajma chawal mangwa do. Ye kah ke usne madam ko 5000 rupye de diye.

Madam: are itne paise me to tumhe model jaisi ladki aur full khana de sakti hu.

Sardar: Are nahi, mujhe to bas biwi ki yaad aa rahi he!

8) Ek ladki ki chut par baal ugne lage. Wo ghabrai aur usne apni maa ko bola. Maa ne kaha ghabrao nahi, wo jagah ko bandar kahte he jo badh raha he.

Sham ko khane ke wakt ladki ne apni bahan ko khush ho ke kaha, mera bandar bada ho raha he.

To uski bahan ne hans ke kaha, are ye to kuch bhi nahi, mera bandar to ab kele bhi khata he!

 

9) Ek baar pati patni boxing ka match dekh rahe the. Ek boxer jaldi har gaya.

Pati ne kaha, kya bakwas aadmi he, sirf ek minute me hi ludak gaya.

Patni: Good, abhi tumhe pata chala mujhe kaise feel hota hoga!

10) Maa aur beti bedroom me. Mummy: chalo beta jaldi se sone se pahle bhagwan ko apni icha batao.

Beti: Bhagwan meri yahi icha he ki aap mere paap ke computer me jo gareen nangi ladkiya he unhe pahanne ko kapde de!

 

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